Welcome, Guest! Log In (0 Items)
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Exceptional, Unique - Sweet Selections From SuckUK
Alphabet Ice $12.45Need to liven up your liquor? Add some pop to your...pop? Impress your guests - use these food-grade silicone ice trays to spell your favourite four-letter expletives!
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet $19.95Crack open a bottle of _______ with this delightful de-cap-itator! Its super-strong (and stylish!) Slap it onto your fridge and this magnetic marvel will be ready to go ready whenever you are.
Bottle Opener Key $8.95If you're the DD, why not be a useful one? Keep the keys and open the bottles for everybody. Note: this works for non-alcoholic beverages as well.
Cardboard Mini Boombox $29.95From the Suck UK Cardboard Classics Collection. This is the comedically crafted retro boombox that folds together and features two amplified speakers - powered by 4AA batteries.
Carve Your Own Card $11.95Another hit from the Suck UK design team - why send a plain old paper postcard when you could cut out all that processing and just send the raw material instead?
Ceramic Instant Noodles Cup $11.95At first glance it might seem like a properly-plain pack of instant noodles. Upon closer inspection you'll realize its something quite a bit more permanent!
Come In / Go Away $11.95Featuring the latest in door-hanger technology. Two highly communicative messages built into a single door hanger. Eliminates confusion as to whether you're welcoming visitors, or turning them away!
Come In / Go Away Doormat $22.95This mysterious welcome mat warmly greets visitors, and then delivers a cold kick in the pants when they finally leave!
Dart Coat Hooks $29.95First we were attacked by ninjas. Traumatized, and in a state of shock we began thinking, "On what other pointy projectiles could we hang up stuff?"
Dead Fred Pen Holder $11.95So they passed you over for that Officer's promotion again and your predisposition to temper-tantrums may cost you even more - unless you have a victimless rage-outlet nearby who can absorb your oncoming expression of primal instinct!
