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Alphabet Ice
Alphabet Ice - $12.45

Need to liven up your liquor? Add some pop to your...pop? Impress your guests - use these food-grade silicone ice trays to spell your favourite four-letter expletives!


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Bottle Opener Key

If you're the DD, why not be a useful one? Keep the keys and open the bottles for everybody. Note: this works for non-alcoholic beverages as well.


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Cardboard Mini Boombox

From the Suck UK Cardboard Classics Collection. This is the comedically crafted retro boombox that folds together and features two amplified speakers - powered by 4AA batteries.


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Carve Your Own Card

Another hit from the Suck UK design team - why send a plain old paper postcard when you could cut out all that processing and just send the raw material instead?


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Ceramic Instant Noodles Cup

At first glance it might seem like a properly-plain pack of instant noodles. Upon closer inspection you'll realize its something quite a bit more permanent!


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Come In / Go Away

Featuring the latest in door-hanger technology. Two highly communicative messages built into a single door hanger. Eliminates confusion as to whether you're welcoming visitors, or turning them away!


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Come In / Go Away Doormat

This mysterious welcome mat warmly greets visitors, and then delivers a cold kick in the pants when they finally leave!


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Dead Fred Pen Holder

So they passed you over for that Officer's promotion again and your predisposition to temper-tantrums may cost you even more - unless you have a victimless rage-outlet nearby who can absorb ...


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Drumstick Pencils

It's 3PM, and you've been staring at your desk for the last forty-five minutes fantasizing about how cool it's going to be when Led Zeppelin decides to reunite with YOU as their new drummer. Better...


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Glow Graffiti

It's graffiti-fun without the night in the slammer! From SuckUK, Glow Graffiti uses UV light (not paint) to create glowing messages that stay illuminated for hours (and then slowly fade away.)


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