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So they passed you over for that Officer's promotion again and your predisposition to temper-tantrums may cost you even more - unless you have a victimless rage-outlet nearby who can absorb your oncoming expression of primal instinct!

Avoid creating a (crime) scene with this murder-preventing stress reliever (with futuristic pen-holding technology.) You should always find your pen exactly where you left it - stabbed through Fred's heart.

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 Features:

- 100% silicone rubber pen holder
- Keeps you from losing your pen, and your job!
- Another original design by Suck UK

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