What's made of tin, waterproof and contains 25 things which could save your life (or the day)? Bad riddles aside, you'll definitely thank us the next time you crash land on Titan... and live.
This would-be mass-fish-grave could be your life saver. The Survival Sardine Kit consolidates 25 tools, utilities and comforts into 1 emergency location.
Life or death? It may depend on whether you have a compass, matches, a fish hook and line, or antibiotic ointment just to name a few... Click here to see the complete contents of the Sardine Survival Kit.
Warning: Don't leave Earth without this item. But also, don't leave Earth without a proper First-Aid kit too.
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- 25 life saving tools - Sealed, waterproof sardine tin - Lightweight, durable - Ultra-compact, fits everywhere
More Info:
Sardine Survival Kit Contents:

- Acetaminophen (Non-Aspirin) - Adhesive bandage - Rubbing alcohol - Antibiotic ointment - Matches - Tea bag - Chewing gum - Compass - Sugar - Whistle - Salt packet - "Energy nugget" - Duct tape - Fire starter cube - Wire clip - First-Aid instructions - Fish hook and Line - Note paper - Pencil - Razor blade - Safety pin - Signalling mirror - Waterproof bag
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